We’re all going to hell

All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell
All you preachers who like fucking, you are going to hell
Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell
It’s the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell

Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone
All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell
Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell
Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell
Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell

Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone

All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell
All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell
Un-baptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory is hell
And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell

Hell hell hell it’s a wonderful place
It’s a place of fire and brimstone

There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could kill most anything
In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings